fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(Source: brenthor, via deaf--jew)

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

(via confirmance)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

(via infusing)

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(via unanemic)

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

(Source: qatu, via fauhxy)

"Show me a hero, and I’ll write you a tragedy."

 F. Scott Fitzgerald (via feellng)

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